Go to your desk, young lady, and feng shui leads you through a complete desk reorganization based on feng shui, "the ancient Chinese practice of arranging physical objects to attract positive energy." It's based on the idea that everything in a person's surrounding environment affects his or her inner life.

This feng shui approach is ideal for the style-challenged among us. If you don't want to work in bleak squalor but don't know how to do anything better, go feng shui. It can't hurt, and you will finally use that compressed air tube thing to clean your keyboard.